Yes, the 120 page first draft of the novel was completed before Greedmas and now the corrections have been carried out. So we are ready to rumble. Which lucky publisher will make a fortune by printing it? My first book was a mere trifle compared to this tome; an orderve rather than a sumptous feast; a stick of celery compared to sticky toffee pudding. The first offering was a cartoony taster, whereas my new work is a literary tour de force. It's not even just about cats this time, although the chosen species do take centre stage. No this time there are humans and hounds too. So, it's not just for cat lovers, but for dog lovers and people lovers, of which, although it beggars belief I am told there are a few twisted devotees.
I have discussed the book with a couple of... I shudder to say the word... Will the word even make it past the censors? Christians - there I've said it. Of course they said God Dog should win. Well they - and you - will have to read it to find out. I'm sure more exquisite pages (to tease and torment) will be gracing this blog soon.
Right, off to have a microwave mouse on toast.
