I meant to update this earlier, but I’ve been far too busy eating, sleeping, eating, sleeping… Scotland has been warming up too, so I’ve been busy outside too - catching mice and birds, sleeping, catching mice and birds, sleeping…

42 pages of my graphic novel have been completed, out of roughly 100. Here’s another page from it, where our hero (ie me) meets God Dog for the first time. Ssss. I’ve read all the pages that have been drawn so far and I’m very disappointed in the fact that occasionally the dog has been getting the upper hand! In real life things would be different of course. I know there has to be a plot and it would be boring if I kicked his ass all the time, but I hate to see myself getting a pummelling.

Some stupid humans have been requesting catalogues of my greetings cards. All of which can be found at www.devil-cat.com. There are even some non-cat jokes about stupid humans, which aren’t funny at all. Anyway, some of the humans have called it a CATalogue. They think they’re so witty. Not. Don’t they know that I make the jokes around here? If you would like a catalogue and not a CATalogue, then you can email zoz261@yahoo.com. The minimum is only 10 cards and they cost £1 each + £2 postage. They should be much more expensive. They are of course the perfect gift for cat lovers, but not, I repeat NOT the PURRfect gift…